Friday, November 16, 2007

depressing epiphany...

i have a friend who has no arms and no legs. just arm-stumps and leg-stumps. he likes to be called torso-boy. i had a depressing realization about dear torso-boy last night...he can't really jerk off.

:(

1 comment:

Emily said...

whoa! that totally never occurred to me. shit. but there has to be a way for him...i mean, beyond the obvious crazy contraptions that exist, which are pretty expensive and probably a bit awkward...maybe he's learned to ejaculate without touching himself? i know (lucky) women can orgasm without external physical stimulation, but i've never heard of a guy doing that, outside of wet dreams and whatnot. anyway, i'm going to tell myself that torso-boy is a master of mind-masturbation, and has thus achieved some stunning level of climax which we armed people can only dream of.

jesus...ok...so i just started researching this, and i came across a site called "advanced masturbation techniques." http://advancedmasturbation.com/ every link has a page with not only a description of the technique but a video demonstration of it. consider yourself warned.

i also found a pretty fascinating patent description. "method and liquid-filled apparatus for male masturbation." http://www.freepatentsonline.com/20060264856.html that there are no pictures makes me sad; however, that reminds me of something i meant to show you long ago: http://www.x-ratedpatents.com/

go teledildonics!