Greetings, Comrades!
i bring you news from the front lines of our dear friend, Comrade Vlad.
on a recent trip to the local coffeehouse, Emily and i discovered that russians are quite adept at knitting. who knew?
it also turns out he loves him some coffee...illustrated here:
and here:
also, vlad is a total pimp.
after spending FAR too much time giggling at the movie titles in the "adult" section of hastings, we have decided to use his sexyness to make a profit via the porn industry.
any thoughts or suggestions on content and/or title would be greatly appreciated as our big brainstorming session consists of "he should be humping lots of things."
thank you.
2 comments:
i had an idea...steady your bowels, this is going to be rather exciting.
using stop-motion animation, we re-create the attack scene from gulliver's travels, with vlad tied down and all your colorful plastic ninjas as the liliputians. just when it looks like vlad is going to pull up his restraints, porno music starts, and it turns into some kind of bizarre fetishist BDSM snuff film. there should be at least one close-up shot of a plastic ninja entering his anal cavity, a la the giant vagina/shrunken man scene in a film within the film "hable con ella."
yes?
hahahahaha that is fucking amazing!
lets do it!
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