purhcased at Saint Vincents Thrift Store for $1, he is the Russianiest Russian i know.
Of course, i don't know any russians...but still! Handmade with High Quality Felt©
and Other Shit©, he has become our proud Mascot. Accompanying us on various Excursions...
(though he is a bit of a lush, so he never gets to be the Designated Driver)
and helping us decide which item on the Perkins Menu is the least toxic...
you, gentle reader, can now look forward to a weekly update on the ADVENTURES OF VLADIMIR STALIN SPUTNIK!!!
you are thrilled, i can tell...
how could you not be? he is such a ladies man! Women want him and men want to be him!
now i leave you, gentle reader, to wait with baited breath for the next action packed installment of the ADVENTURES OF VLADIMIR STALIN SPUTNIK!!!
also, if the title to this post confused you,Educate yourselves.
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